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3 days ago

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

(via llamas-and-pancakes)

spenceromg:

people who randomly compliment you on something you are insecure about are the nicest kind of people

(Source: spenceromg, via tessa-nator)

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

(via w0rds-failmusic-speaks)

maliciousmelons:

when the teacher asks you about a question about something you learned before break

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(Source: maliciousmelons, via pursuitofhappiiiiness)

3 days ago